Laser Blaster Simulator

★★★★★ There's dozens of one-star reviews that are downing this app because of the simple point behind it: There's a large red button. You press it to make a laser sound effect. Nothing more, nothing less. No lights, no crazy animations, just a button that makes a sound. It's honestly more entertaining the more you allow yourself to just enjoy the simple absurdity of it and just let yourself be a kid again. Yes, it's just a button that just makes a noise, but that's the beauty of it; you don't need it to be more than that if you just want the silly satisfaction of pressing a big red button and getting a lovely cliché laser blaster sound, which in and of itself can be cathartic in a way. It's all in good, harmless fun. And since I was actually searching for an app that LITERALLY just does this, and only this, without a lot of unnecessary file size or additional features, I'm incredibly satisfied and happy with it. Because sometimes... you *just* want to push the Big Red Button.

★★★★★ Mike did you really think would they make a DEADLY app that shoots lasers I mean think about it

★★☆☆☆ GASTER BLASTER BUT NOT GASTER ASTER

★★☆☆☆ Lame It gives you 1

★★☆☆☆ Simon Wow! I hate this app !!!!!!! BOO BOO BOO!!!!

★★☆☆☆ This is not what i was looking for Where can i get a laser pointer that actually works this was just stupid just noise

★★☆☆☆ There's no blaster, it's just a button that makes a crappy clichè laser noise.